10 Of The Best Gene Belcher Quotes from Bob's Burgers
Any fan of Bob's Burgers knows that the show's eccentric characters always deliver hilarious lines. But there's one character in particular who stands out: Gene Belcher. With his love for puns, food, and incredibly specific pop culture references, Gene always has something funny to say.
In this article, we've compiled 10 of the best Gene Belcher quotes from the show that are sure to make you laugh out loud. So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some of the best one-liners from one of Bob's Burgers most beloved characters.
Season 2, Episode 4: “Burgerboss”
(whispers) “Was it obvious I don’t care?”
Gene has never been more relatable than in this exact moment.
Season 5, Episode 12: “The Millie-churian Candidate”
“And we’ll dig through his zen garden until we find enlightenment.”
Hey, whatever it takes.
Season 3, Episode 20: “The Kids Run the Restaurant”
“Wait till childbirth, girlfriend.”
He’s got a point, Louise.
Season 3, Episode 18 “It Snakes a Village”
“No, thanks. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.”
Gotta respect the bluntness.
Season 2, Episode 2: “Bob Day Afternoon”
“Channel 6 News: They’ll finger anything with a pulse!”
Never before has a tagline been so incredibly incorrect.
Season 1, Episode 7: “Bed & Breakfast”
“I was eating! What you want me to get butter all over my clothes?”
Again, Gene has made an EXCELLENT point.
Season 6, Episode 12: “Stand by Gene”
“Would you rather have a lifetime of regret, or an afternoon of mild disappointment?”
Ah yes, the age-old question.
Season 4, Episode 7: “Bob and Deliver”
“He’s married. To a friend of mine.”
I wonder who he’s talking about.
Season 3, Episode 8: “The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene”
“My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet. And yes, I’m including starving children, so don’t ask!”
Ok, maybe this is where Gene is the most relatable.
Season 4, Episode 2: “Fort Night”
“You’re never too old for trick-or-treating. Or holding hands with Dad.”
Every now and then the Belcher kids remind us that they are exactly that: kids. And this is one of those moments.
