10 Of The Best Louise Belcher Quotes from Bob's Burgers
If any of the Belchers on Bob’s Burgers is gonna speak up and make themselves heard, it’s Louise Belcher. And typically, she’s not gonna waste the time the focus is on her.
Everyone’s favorite pink bunny ears-wearing, forever nine-year-old is mischievous, but what we love the most about her is that she just can’t help that her heart sometimes gets in the way.
There are so many absolutely perfect quotes by Louise on Bob’s Burgers, it’s pretty hard to choose just 10, but here we are anyway. Please enjoy 10 of the absolute best Louise Belcher quotes from Bob’s Burgers.
Season 4, Episode 18: “Ambergris”
“Soon I’ll have people who do my sleeping for me.”
The ultimate life goal.
Season 6, Episode 12: “Stand By Gene”
“Tina, listen carefully. Life is a journey. That’s all I got. I don’t have advice, I’m nine.”
I mean, I’m a fully-grown adult and this is the best I could do advice-wise.
Season 4, Episode 9: “Slumber Party”
“Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she’d be flour.”
We all have a bland, boring Jessica in our lives.
Season 10, Episode 22: “Prank You For Being a Friend”
“Is it a crime to want to hang out with me? I’m a delight.”
Don’t blame me for being so damn lovable.
Season 3, Episode 3 “Bob Fires the Kids”
“What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad, for another person? Is that a thing? AM I GOING CRAZY?!”
The day we learn about sympathy is an absolute shocker.
Season 3, Episode 23: “The Unnatural”
“You could sell your soul. I did, and look at me! I’m fine.”
Proof that anyone who has to tell you’re they’re fine is not , in fact, fine.
Season 7, Episode 7: “The Last Gingerbread House on the Left”
“I changed my mind about having kids. I’m gonna have one and feed it to this bear. ‘Cause I love him so much.”
Louise Belcher: Future Parent of the Year
Season 8, Episode 13: “Cheer Up Sleepy Gene”
“I thought all adults snored. It’s just the sound of them dying.”
I’m no scientist, but this seems accurate.
Season 9, Episode 11: “Lorenzo’s Oil? No, Linda’s”
“Now you’re smush face. Now you’re smooth face.”
Don’t act like you don’t do this exact same thing when you’re holding a puppy.
Season 2, Episode 4: “Burgerboss”
“He had sex and then we happened. Deal with it!”
Every kid should introduce their parent to random people on the street in this exact manner.
