10 of the Best Regular Sized Rudy Quotes from Bob's Burgers
Bob’s Burgers’ Regular Sized Rudy may be regular-sized, but he holds big real estate in our hearts. We’re first introduced to Regular Sized Rudy in the iconic season three Bob’s Burgers episode Carpe Museum, where he comes out of the gate with one-liners that stick in your head and hurt your lungs from laughing.
In Bob’s Burgers Season 14, Episode 2, the first episode staring a non-Belcher, we get the spend the day with Rudy (and his lovable stuffed companion Pancake). The Internet rang out with renewed adoration for the sweet, underdog Rudy. In honor of one of our favorite side characters of Bob’s Burgers, here are 10 of the funniest quotes from Regular Sized Rudy.
Season 6, Episode 10: “Lice Things Are Lice “ “Like how my asthma was misdiagnosed as a bad attitude.”
Poor Rudy. I would personally give a very stern talking to to this doctor. Nobody hurts my Rudy.
Season 3, Episode 22 “Carpe Museum” Louise: “Hey, what’s that noise?” Rudy: “My cymbals. You never know when someone’s gonna want to jam.”
The life lessons this kid dolls out! *Drives to Guitar Center to buy cymbals.”
Season 5, Episode 8: “Midday Run” “Stand down feelings. Stand down.”
I say this to myself at least once a day.
Season 3, Episode 22 “Carpe Museum” Bob: “Regular Sized Rudy?" Why do they call you that?” Rudy: Just look at me.”
This response to Bob would quite possibly be the most iconic line on Bob’s Burgers.
Season 6, Episode 12 “Stand By Gene” “Wrong day to experiment with dress shoes and no socks.”
We admire your dedication witnessing a two-butted goat, Rudy. Good on you.
Season 3, Episode 22 “Carpe Museum” “Fun hurts my lungs.”
An iconic line for an iconic young gentleman.
Season 5, Episode 8 “Midday Run” “Shut up, Zeke. I’m sorry I said shut up.”
This one’s for all the people-pleasers out there. Rudy sees you.
Season 3, Episode 23 “The Unnatural” Lina: Re: Moving to Arizona: “You’re gonna miss Gene hitting all those home runs.” Rudy: “And you’re gonna miss the leaves changing.”
This was quite possibly the moment I realized how pure Rudy’s heart was.
Season 12, Episode 15 “Ancient Misbehavin” “I don’t know if I expressed this enough but this is literally killing me.”
Rudy might have an even louder conscience than Tina.
Season 14, Episode 2 “The Amazing Rudy” “Morning, Pancake. Sorry, did I wake you up?”
Does anyone know where I can buy Rudy’s Pancake? Asking for a friend.
